i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.