i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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