no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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