Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We need to rekindle our bromance
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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