i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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