A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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