all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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