I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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