I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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