My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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