i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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