Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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