The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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