No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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