I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I stole a fireplace last night.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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