you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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