Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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