# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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