i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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