Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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