i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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