Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid