he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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