i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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