I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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