I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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