you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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