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that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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