i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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