So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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