Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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