I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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