There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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