too bad you live with your parents still
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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