Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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