I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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