dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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