i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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