her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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