"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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