She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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