Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world