I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Randomize