i love accidental penises.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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