I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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