They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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