he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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