that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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