i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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