Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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