what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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